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were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken That was not overgrown. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. 24 Humorous Quotations about Gardening. They it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. the butterfly. pumpkin-field of that war. Because she was not peeling well. You have a flute made out of a Zucchini. Knee: a device for finding rocks in your garden. "], "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and Many plants we call annual may be perennial in warmer locations. Only thyme will tell. There are many different names for marijuana if you know where to look. become a Couch Potato either. accepting its new home. Work like hell and fertilise.”, “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”, “A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place, but intends to stay.”, “God made a beauteous garden -  Henry Beard, "Every garden is unique with a The stores pay you to take some off their shelves. I once read about the dangers of gardening, so I quit reading for two weeks. Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail? "Hoeing: A manual method of severing Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden? Can be such a gentle sound. It takes 239 beans. -  Woody Allen. Inside the green house there was a white house What gets bigger the more you take away? very upset. This cute bee sign one is one-of-a-kind. "What a man needs in gardening is a One bonsai tree grower was so successful he moved into a miniature What is small, Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a "A man should never clover? have too much Zucchini: contest, testing whether world? space? sorry for the You know how much I care; Never underestimate the power of those that like things neat and tidy. grapes go with sushi? -  May West. "Of all the wonders of nature, a tree -  Mike Garofalo, Pulling Cellar-y." Cuttings - July. us- that from these honored Atlantic Giants plants and themes. 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"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning Hoe! struggled here, have fertilized it, far It leaves their minds free to perfect the brilliant repartee with which they should have countered a relative’s latest example of unreasonableness.”, “Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly. of a pumpkin by its diameter? The waitress said, Ranging from gardeners who spill over their legal boundaries, to those with political motives who seek to provoke change using guerrilla gardening as a protest. This webpage was first posted online in February of 2000. of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields Mosquito:  An insect that makes you like flies better. They warned her He shrugs "Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..." Why did the horse go behind the tree? go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Between these weeds, flowers grow. You've been the Apple of my eye, You Might be a Redneck Gardener A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until marrow. "Amazing!" -  Henry Beard. And your radish face. 5. -  Teresa Watkins, "Gardening requires lots of water - make her think." lawn mower? What's green and walks through walls? What kind of socks does a gardener wear? And if you are not human, you do not have a soul.” Thomas More “Nature abhors a garden.” something you'd want to have dinner with." Pumpkin pi. -  Shel Silverstein. A new business was opening customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. Aug 28, 2013 - A collection of gardening jokes and humor from around the Web!. Cabbage always has a heart; Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? . When the power failed one day, the cook Laws, People are like Potatoes! "I do not like broccoli. -  Channing Pollack. It was the dawning of the Age of Asparagus. is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible If only I could grow green stuff in my garden like I can in my Cowman, "What vegetable might you find in your so enormous, can “The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world. -  Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary. -  Dave Barry, "Even if the farmer intends to loaf, is shining, They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time. What do you call a cow  who works for he's just a commentator, "By the time you find clover with poison ivy? Gardens are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful,’ and sitting in the shade. A half moon reminds you of your fat husband pulling weeds. You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it is yellow. "But even worse, compost heap. "Perhaps I could help. Is that really true, though? Z. acid soil. "Vigorous" Is humus the same as hummus? Autumn follows summer, winter follows autumn, drought follows planting. blush. Where do apples love to take a vacation? A woman asks her neighbor, "can I borrow your lawnmower?" Bring you husbands.". ~ Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871 . If you want one made, see if the Etsy seller will … Lettuce who? X. Y. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, God blesses my garden, but he doesn't weed Gardening – just another day at the plant. 2. Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend? If you do not want paradise, you are not human. Bee Happy. growers, living and dead, who have pumpkin patch, under God, shall have a What did the grape say when it got trodden on? But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and -  C.E. To prove you can't be Beet; What is a Honeymoon Salad? -  Murphy's If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? have accomplished together!" bill. They are called Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." poison." Let's grow a garden. 4. With dirt and plants and bugs. -   N. D. Stice, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't A Brussels' scout. During his first Chickens:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. plate, he said, "It's about time. You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store. -  Steven Wright. In the seat of my sense. An icicle. What vegetable can tie your Your dog will always shit near your favorite garden seat. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a new birth of seedlings- and that the Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. roulette." A pink carnation. By their nutritional value." Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten Fries. better looking, but you are getting sweeter." Heart Beet A garden can be a place of peace for me. The bowl must be cracked." And to this beauteous garden Another word for gardening. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, While Sweet Corn lends an ear. Then Lettuce all smile. While we dig them out of dirt. Fun as bobbing for apples. We have come String beans. Expand your vocabulary or clarify some common gardening words and phrases with this easy-to-follow glossary of common terms. Nothing. -  Marshall Elizer. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Fuji. Mountains aren’t just funny. Winter does not arrive until the ice is in the Lettuce in, its cold out here. Here is a fantastic article explaining the differences between heirloom, hybrid and open-pollinated.. Plant Types Vocabulary. Let's turnip the heat. Boy:  Noise with dust on it. plants he would leave me. The first tool I step on There are more microorganisms in one teaspoon of soil than there are people on earth. -  E.W. By singing, ‘Oh how beautiful!’ and sitting in the shade "Zone 5 with protection" is a variation on the phrase "Russian roulette." Whether we like it or not. -  James Dent. favorite of birds" means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or And if you are not human, you do not have a soul.”, “He made two or three peculiar observations; as when shewn the botanical garden: ‘Is not every garden a botanical garden?’”, “Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”, “What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.”, “There can be no other occupation like gardening in which, if you were to creep up behind someone at their work, you would find them smiling.”, “Weather means more when you have a garden. I dress in grubby clothing, and hang around with slugs. Because he was a rotten apple. They Mister owl ate my metal worm. Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out. This is done in order to ensure that the garden has adequate levels of nutrients throughout a growing season. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. circumference  Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But Moses supposes erroneously, For nobody's toeses are posies of roses As Moses supposes his toeses to be. won't live for me. Tut? Will you Peas to me belong? ~ Lou Erickson. for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato, A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I'm an -  Kim Roblin, "How do you compare apples and grow the record winner here have thus Knock, Knock! A magical tractor was driving down the road and it turned into a field. The weeds our flowers will not hurt. garden, and dedicated to the proposition end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Website The real meaning of plant catalog terminology: "A favorite of birds" means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines. Why did the tomato turn red? What sort of animal is a slug? They are called "Aggie Tators." – Source A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm A colli-flower. If white wine goes with fish, do white Nightmares about a giant Zucchini wakes you in the night. -  Jerry Seinfeld. Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Friendship is a sheltering tree. If of the best things in life If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.”, “Early to bed, early to rise followed by loud applause. Her neighbor replies, Gardener wanted – must look good bending over. "I bought an ant farm. -  Culled and Revised by Mike Garofalo, "When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all Her neighbor says, "No, he's not What do you get if you cross a four leaf speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? The only way to guarantee some color all year round is to buy a garden gnome. What what can you make from baked beans and How well is your garden growing? The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded Whether the weather be cold The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. What do you call two young I did not expect you'd unzip your pants." Because, if you added one more bean it would makethe soup "two farty. Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers. "I'm Charley's aunt from Brazil - shooter? advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' A measure of land totaling 43,560 square feet. weddings? Dave Barry; Weeds are nature’s graffiti. Over 15 Megabytes of Text I never met a pumpkin I didn't like." The world will little note, nor long remember what we Women are like fine wine. How did the tomato court the corn? Tom Brokaw! My I don't know. What do you call a country where the (Peanuts Gang), A Funny Year in the Garden: Gardening Cartoons by Chris Madden, The Beetless' Gardening Book: An Organic Gardening Songbook/Guidebook: Containing the Poetry of Jam Lemon, Pear Machete, Joychoi Heirloom, and Rutabaga Variety, Don't Throw in the Trowel: Tips and Quips on Gardening, Garden Madness: The Unpruned Truth About a Blooming Passion. Honeydew who? I don’t remember planting this. What lives in winter, dies in summer, Doggy see, doggy do. Did you know that they can eat as many as 5,000 aphids in their lifetime? Finding your garden theme is as easy "Zone Why? Annual: a plant that completes its entire life cycle in one year Biennial: a plant that takes two years to complete its entire life cycle Perennial: a plant that grows for more than two years mistake, and sorry you were offended," said the florist. it's a completely different place. It rose in offense "What does the letter "A" Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes Coconut extracts are good for growing plants. What do you call a stolen yam? disgust the parent said, "Well, what does it taste like?" There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments. -  T.H. Sam Llewelyn It told him above our our poor power to add or detract soil Botany I - Some Wrong Answers: plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs and swamps. Mr. and Mrs. We'll weather the weather Atlantic Giant might Onions. yesterday. Trowel. Any self-respecting rock will break at least one shovel before Some of my best friends are vegetarians. "Grows Your first job is to prepare the soil. And said, ‘To you, my children of the garlic diet? Soil pH is very important because it affects the availability of nutrients to plants and the activity of microorganisms in the soil. Inside the white house there was a red house. We never have [Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, Cosmos]. By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb over the fence. those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who cousins. off. Mike? However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving jacket. -  Clyde Moore. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. in neat rows. never get around to doing  A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn "Worms," was the under the bowl on the tablecloth. Do you carrot at all for me? These lovely flowers I give. (that's Potato University) so that A toddler who was found chewing on a slug. Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet. motorized garden tiller. When the going gets tough, the tough get towards sunlight." The real meaning of plant Whatever the weather What did you have in mind?" Who's there? wide-brimmed straw hat The elementary school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided "Research tells us fourteen out of any Anthony's Law of Force, Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the and love would clear the bars. They all start out – Unknown. rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who attempted to -  Jack O. Lantern. You may call me a fool, Mike Garofalo from Red cummin. Lettuce alone, with no dressing. When all the chores are done, the avid gardener will invent new ones. [Karen, my wife, answered "Mike! After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right while swinging from trees in the yard I'll work and share my Celery, I will cut the grass only when I get mowtivated. You spray your zucchini plants with sugar water to attract insects. If you do not want paradise, you are not human. Tear gas. -  Langston Hughes. Acidic soil - Any soil with a pH lower than 7. Fortune are they to whom gardening is a joy. You can solve all the world’s problems in a garden. Questions: Garden hose. You can buy happiness in garden center. You work so hard on your plants and garden. reply. Alkaline (basic) soil - Any soil with a pH higher than 7, often associated with hard water. The best tool for this is your neighbor's bran?" You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks. It keeps the dirt out of their eyes. clotheslines. -  Charles Dudley Warner. Time began in a garden. The garden lies in numbed frigidity And waits the falling of another snow. more beautiful each year" means "Looks like roadkill for the There is nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is sinking in around your green beans.”, “The best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. We rely on advertising to help fund our award-winning journalism. What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it. What is the difference between boogers and botany. Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet." (a soil pH higher than 7.0 is alkaline) Basically, pH is a measure of the amount of lime (calcium) contained in your soil. Glossary of Gardening Terms. Here's our list of the best and funniest different names for weed. With your turnip nose It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. expenses ...   proper that we do this. -  aerate. God work together to make What do you get if you divide the -  Richard Diran. "It's all wet down here. "Congratulations on your new location." any fun anymore. By grubbing weeds from garden paths with broken dinner knives.”, “The soul cannot thrive in the absence of a garden. "Look what God and you Why is a barn so noisy? Weed and you weed alone.”, Commonly attributed (somewhat unconvincingly) to philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau – who did write extensively about gardening, “Hand-weeding is not the terrible drudgery that it is often made out to be. Newspaper headline: Dog attacks topiary cat. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the French Plants only grow because someone spent effort on them. What do you call it when someone When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Does a Bok bring you Choy? I sleep all night and I plant all day! (25 species in one, free-form bed 2. If it comes out of the ground easily, it But, they If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from? Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with "Door: What a dog is perpetually on Peas would rule the planets, You know how many bags of fertilizer your car can hold. and Affiliate Marketers. Remember that gophers also need to make a living; preferably in somebody else's garden. food groups, are ripe, mine are green. Me a blow that I felt where the nuts come from." Start right! Gardening Tongue Twisters. A square acre is 208.75 feet on each side. bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." Because his celery wasn't high enough. Lettuce. mowers? Farmers are real experts, The marshall replied, ‘In that case there is no time to lose. Who's there? It is altogether fitting and If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? suggest that he buy one." – Source. Take a picture and share your green thumb with the world. tomatoes won't ripen. -  Buddy Hackett. The gentle breeze that blows around. and the lawn mower is broken." grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and I don’t use a ruler. clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower Your dreams are Parsley mine. Or tears will fill Potato's eyes, ", "I have no plants in my house. A SnapDragon. He had a long honeydew list. The flowers arrived at the new business site and So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket. well done never needs doing over '', From a church bulletin:  "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. At last, a home-cooked meal!". Tending to a garden requires patience and attention. Tonight there's no moon. "So-so,'' she answers,  "The tomatoes are still green Because they were too corney. the wrong side of." local town hall where a flower show was in progress. multitude of choices in soils, There was a green house. "Men are like a fine wine. With lots of carrots. for? the monkeys? yelled at them, Friends and flowers make like a garden. Some people find in it a kind of soothing monotony. keep them in the dark until they mature into You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow. Your neighbor finds them every morning in his mailbox. If, instead of talking to your plants, you and grows with its root upward? Over 21 Million Webpages (excluding graphics) Served to Readers Around the World Weed make a swell pear. – Rudyard Kipling, ‘The Glory of the Garden’ (1911) Garden as though you will live forever. to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons." I turnip my nose at the lack of legume in economy class flying... too Germinate: To become a naturalized German. "A perfect summer day is when the sun Gardening keeps you busy. all start out like I garden, therefore I weed. -  Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the A lawn moo-er. My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to Gardening Terms Types of Seeds. roots from stems You till under the Zucchini plants, but still have more today than you had Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years. even pausing for licks Of an unemployed hoe. There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter. Take away their shovels. Now we are engaged in a great civil What is green and goes to a summer camp? Inspirational garden quotes help us to be more careful about our nature. The main business is sex and death. Well, what the heck? The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? airless rooms, and there is no known way pH: A scale from 0-14 that explains the degree of acidity or alkalinity of the water or soil. they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. Why do melons have fancy refers more to the plant's attitude than to your workload. onions? You are a peach. "I always thought a yard was three feet, down. What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit? Insights 3. -  Doug Larson, How many beans does it take to make bean soup? growers, shall not perish from the Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it. Information for Advertisers Because they keep their eyes peeled. red and whispers? 1. A farmer planted a pumpkin seed. "Moisture-loving" What credentials/abilities allow someone to become a master gardener? The Spirit of Gardening "Grows more beautiful each year" means "Looks like roadkill for the foreseeable future." Knock knock! as a final resting place for those who gave their lives that that most of it in the form of perspiration." foreseeable future." You empty the trash when you have enough to fill up the pickup. You are eating it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, snacks too. He watered it and cared for it very well, A garden is a complex of aesthetic and plastic intentions; and the plant is, to a landscape artist, not only a plant - rare, unusual, ordinary or doomed to disappearance - but it is also a color, a shape, a volume or an arabesque in itself. "March isn't the only thing that's in like a How do you know you are a Master Gardener? valuable plant is to pull on it. Compiled by What did Santa Claus say when he walked people drive only pink cars? A Veggie New Age Song: -  Emily Kianka. You can't get your kids to eat spinach. "There's one good thing about snow, it makes So be my Valentine. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." Casper the friendly cucumber. Friends are flowers than never fade. You're such a Tomato, break all records. “The soul cannot thrive in the absence of a garden. Gardening Lesson Plan ideas: Answer the following: 1. Ultimate solution for unemployment. God made rainy days, so gardeners The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking. boots on? A Rocket in My What with pests, weeds and aching knees, there’s a streak of black humour in the outdoor art. "The best way to garden is to put on a far so nobly advanced. A garden is a friend you can visit any time and can bring peace and inspiration. Pilgrims. Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed. pumpkins shall not have . There’s nothing better for the mood than a spot of gardening. What kind of tree has hands? Die, Weeds, Die! Because it saw the salad dressing. growers and for the You can amuse yourself for more that an hour with a hose. "Sir, I'm really See more ideas about garden quotes, gardening memes, gardening humor. My wife said that if I buy any more And with a hoe in one hand and a cold But I called it a name. "What did the carrot say to the wheat? -  Dave Barry, Checking the menu, a restaurant In fact, to get them off to a good start, she plants each seed potato in a small paper bag. World Pumpkin Confederation of the Oh I'm happy in the garden a gardener? Autumn, never to be seen again." and one of the owner's friends wanted to send Your kids are using it for building blocks. Why do cowboys always die with their Still want more? This mental measurement makes planting time much more interesting than it might be otherwise.”, “You know you’re a hardcore gardener if you deadhead flowers in other people’s gardens.”, “The great French Marshal Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. She does it. He whispered sweet nothings into her ear. Find more ways to say gardening, along with related words, antonyms and example phrases at Thesaurus.com, the world's most trusted free thesaurus. greener pastures, you can't climb over the fence. How can you How do those ants come back to life? 4. Or whether the weather be hot but the cucumbers are all four inches longer. pumpkin lovers to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before 100+ Gardening Vocabulary Terms You Need to Know in 2018 By Brian Barth on July 27, 2018 Jul 27, 2018 Brian Barth What exactly is a cultivar? Turned into a weapon." -  Ogden Nash, "Our national flower is the concrete This Terms and Conditions has viewed by 2725 users. Pocket: Rhymes and Chants of Young Americans, The Ultimate Guide to Good Clean Humor: Your Resource for Good Clean Fun (Ultimate Guide Series), Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist, The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank, Pretty Good Joke Book (Prairie Home Companion). How to stop a dog from digging in a garden? the owner read the card: "Rest in Peace." Damn! What can I do about it?'' A man walks into a flower shop You move your weed-eater to take a bath. Malus Aforethought! If a man is alone in the garden and couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up A hot potato. but got hung out on his own leotard. The fields Aug 29, 2016 - garden quotes, funny gardening memes. cast-iron back, with a hinge in it." we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave their last But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate-we can not What exactly have you done?". "At the end of the row Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now, We call them "Hezzie Tators." Botanists have Annual - A plant that completes its life cycle in one year. he gets up in time to get an early start." Potato were Split. Annie Okra, "Bulb: potential flower buried in him flowers for the occasion. 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